Yet Another Break-Up

Dear Sex,

I knw we've had sum gud times togethr, bt we haven't seen each othr for a long time (perhaps too long) nd I'd like to see u again. Unfortunately, I've sum bad news. There's sum thing u shud know. I don't feel the same way as I used to, nd I'm sry. U're a grt thing, bt dere's sum one else. Sum one tht makes u seem PLAIN. Her name is Luv. She is a truly wondrous thing to behold, nd I've recently bcum vry well acquainted wid Luv. U'll always make me feel gud, bt sum thing deep wid in my vry soul reaches out whn Luv calls. The vry thought of Luv makes me go numb. I thought u were all I needed, bt I can't live wid out Luv. I wish it didn't end up this way, bt at the same time, I wish it had happened sooner. I wnt to see u evry nw nd again, bt Luv will always be wid me whn I see u frm nw on. I'm sure u'll appreciate hw Luv makes our togethr time feel like sum thing more.

Sincerely,

The Heart